Biscuit Kadayıf with Sausage Gravy Ice Cream
Leftover biscuits become shredded, sweetened, and baked into a crispy nest, then topped with a savory-sweet sausage gravy ice cream that shouldn't work but absolutely does. Breakfast dessert has entered the chat.
July 9, 2026
Cornbread Panzanella with Sumac
Stale cornbread meets peak summer tomatoes, cucumbers, and sumac in a Southern salad that drinks up vinaigrette like it was born for this moment. Turkey's favorite tart spice gives corn its most sophisticated outfit yet.
July 9, 2026
Collard Green Gözleme
Southern greens stuffed into Turkish flatbread with white beans and hot pepper jelly create a handheld wonder that's crispy, creamy, and completely addictive. Pot liquor never had it so good.
July 9, 2026
Fried Chicken Çılbır
Those cold fried chicken pieces meet poached eggs, garlicky yogurt, and chili butter in this Southern-Ottoman breakfast that'll change your morning game forever. Crispy skin meets silk in the most unexpected way.
July 9, 2026
Thanksgiving Redux Börek
That dried-out turkey and lumpy mashed potatoes transform into golden, crispy phyllo spirals that'll make you forget the original meal ever happened. Turkish tradition meets American leftovers in the most delicious identity crisis.
July 9, 2026
BBQ Pulled Pork Pide
Your leftover pulled pork gets a Turkish flatbread makeover with a tangy yogurt base and pickled peppers. It's what would happen if Nashville and Istanbul had a delicious secret.
July 9, 2026
Moloko Plus from A Clockwork Orange
The spiked milk drink from the Korova Milk Bar, sharpening the mind for a bit of the old ultraviolence. Our version is considerably more legal.
July 9, 2026
Spice Melange Coffee from Dune
The mind-expanding substance that enables space travel and extends life. This coffee version won't make your eyes glow blue, but it's still otherworldly.
July 9, 2026
Reptar Bars from Rugrats
The chocolate bars that turn your tongue green, featuring everyone's favorite giant dinosaur. Pure 90s nostalgia in candy form.
July 9, 2026
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
The Hitchhiker's Guide says this drink is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. We've made it slightly less lethal.
July 9, 2026
Binging with Babish's Krabby Patty
The secret formula that launched a thousand nautical nonsense episodes. This is the burger that made the Krusty Krab famous in Bikini Bottom.
July 9, 2026
Sea Salt Ice Cream from Kingdom Hearts
The signature treat of Twilight Town, shared between friends on the clock tower. Sweet, salty, and tinged with bittersweet nostalgia.
July 9, 2026