Bubbling, tangy, alive — funky food on purpose.
Instead of blending fresh tomatoes, this gazpacho starts with fermented tomato juice that's been bubbling for days, developing complex acidity and depth. It's cold soup, but make it funky.
July 19, 2026
Fresh chiles and pineapple chunks ferment together for a week, developing complex heat and tropical funk before being blended into a sauce that's bright, bold, and alive. This isn't your average hot sauce—it's a probiotic powerhouse.
July 19, 2026
Raw egg yolks cure in a bed of koji rice and salt, transforming into jammy, umami-rich jewels that you can grate over anything. Topped with toasted sesame seeds, they're like funky, homemade bottarga.
July 19, 2026
A sticky, umami-packed condiment that transforms aged black garlic and fermented soybean paste into something between sauce and candy. Drizzle it over roasted vegetables, swirl into ice cream, or glaze grilled meats.
July 19, 2026
Beet kvass—the earthy, funky fermented beet tonic—gets reduced into a glossy glaze that intensifies everything you love about beets while adding probiotic punch. Finished with sharp horseradish cream, this is fermentation as vegetable showcase.
July 17, 2026
These amber jewels are cured in koji (the same fungus that makes sake, miso, and soy sauce) and emerge as intensely savory, jammy treasures that grate like parmesan but taste like umami incarnate.
July 17, 2026
Wild raw honey ferments with garlic and chiles in this spreadable revelation that's tangy, funky, sweet, and spicy all at once. It's the compound butter that time and microbes made better.
July 17, 2026
Fermented umami meets frozen dessert in this striking black-and-white creation that challenges every expectation of what ice cream should be. The funky depth of aged black garlic and white miso transforms into an unexpectedly sophisticated sweet treat.
July 15, 2026
Breakfast gets a probiotic punch with fluffy pancakes spiked with lacto-fermented hot sauce and tropical fruit, topped with butter enriched by wild fermentation. Every bite bubbles with tangy, living flavor.
July 15, 2026